Divine Cat

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Sir Terry Pratchett, English novelist

Cat's divine nature has never been questioned from the day she allowed herself to be rescued from a life on the gritty streets of Cairo, walking alongside the Time Traveller until he found a proper carriage to transport her divineness in the form of a Hob-Nob box, which suited her finely as she is quite fond of boxes, blessing our lives with spontaneous laughter ever since. She is the divine Diana, goddess of the hunt, fond of fingers and toes and balls and string, but not so fond of cameras thrust in her face. We are not amused.